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http://www.sandiegomktg.com/
Job hunting can be stressful, that’s why you shouldn't take yourself too seriously. If you do not find humor or crack a smile at this ad, please do not apply because it will not be a good fit.
THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK
1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
2. How about never? Is never good for you?
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
5. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
6. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
7. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
8. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
10. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
11. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
12. Oh I get it. .. like humor... but different.
The candidates we hire have (2) choices…
(1.) Start entry-level, develop a ton of transferable skills, work side by side w/ quality people, and the world's leading corporations, advance to new positions, make money, and along the way figure out what you really want to be when you grow up.
(2.) Start entry-level, begin advancing, become a partner and never job hunt again.
Fortune 500 clients outsource San Diego Marketing Group, Inc. to help improve their existing customer retention, new customer acquisition and increase their market share. We offer performance based paid training and are looking for professional candidates who are team players to advance within our company. Compensation for pay on performance basis, which means that the harder someone works, the more they get paid. What a novel idea.
Our company policy is to train people we LIKE from scratch, so only send your resume if the following applies:
1. You have a sense of humor.
2. People often tell you how much they like you.
3. You work harder than everyone you know.
Skills / Requirements
What to do next?
Please send your resume to hr@sandiegomktg.com
If you have any question feel free to call Jackie 629-299-3235
OR
Visit our website @ www.sandiegomktg.com
